Daniel Eliasson

pulling ostrich teeth since 2009


The inauguration

Dear readers,

welcome to my new blog, which will chronicle my life and adventures in Africa. It hasn’t been christened yet, due to a lack of inspiration (the whisky ran out weeks ago), so for the time being, let it be known simply as Melissa.

As this is published, I am on a plane to South Africa, which might create a convincing illusion that I am breaking the ban on communications equipment usage on aforementioned vehicle. Fear not, dear reader, for it is only the magic of the scheduled blog post that is taking place. I am in fact writing this some 41 hours ahead of time.

The more eagle-eyed of you may notice that I’m writing in English. This is in keeping with a good old tradition of Europeans appeasing their guilt by meeting African demands; in other words, the girlfriend wished to be able to read what I write. Don’t worry, I’ll post in Swedish whenever I want to bad-mouth her.

Now, just because I write in English doesn’t mean that you need to. Here’s the official comments policy:

  1. Comments may be made on any blog posts.
  2. Comments may be related to the subject of the blog post they’re (ostensibly) commenting on.
  3. Then again, they may not.
  4. Comments may be made in any language that the commenter knows. (In other words, no German from you, Ida.)
  5. If comments are left in a language I can understand, they might even get an answer.

Now that the administrative bits are taken care of, let’s get down to business.

Africa. I might actually have something reasonable to say about it once I’m down there; for now, suffice it to say that I’m very excited to finally be on my way, and don’t you agree that ostriches are cute?

ostrich family

Well, think again.

cute ostrich

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2009 at 6:00 pm. Filled under: Uncategorized5 Comments

5 Responses to “The inauguration”

  1. Det var den fulaste fågel jag någonsin sett!
    Går den att äta?

    Comment by Kerstin on March 17, 2009 at 21:03



  2. Hej och hå! Nu väntar vi bara på nya rapporter och nya djurhybrider!

    Comment by Jens Eliasson on March 18, 2009 at 18:03



  3. Kerstin: Ja, men fragan ar val snarare om den kommer ata dig forst.

    Jens: Det dar var val ingen hybrid heller, bara en renrasig vampyrstruts.

    Comment by admin on March 20, 2009 at 06:03



  4. isch sprehe deutch went icsh want. Trevligt med en afrika blogg så att jag kan följa min adepts äventyr. Puss

    Comment by Ida on March 20, 2009 at 16:03



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